Regular Agronomy Service - what we do.So, you want to be an agronomist too?

What you'll need:

3 girls with how many legs? A decent pair of Legs - for tramping around fields
Oops! A not-so-decent Set of Wheels
looks expensive Mobile Phone - with about 12,000 minutes/month
Wurlitzer NASA-spec PC - for all those tedious recordzzzzzzz...
wot you lookin' at

Eagle-eyes - trained to spot dieases from the M6

Grrrrr

Assistance of a wildlife consultant